[In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands!!
A bear , lion and chicken are talking about who's the hardest
The bear says whenever I growl the whole forest quivers with fear
The lion says whenever I roar the jungles shakes with terror..I am the hardest .
The chicken, looking rather worried in the company says, "If I so much as cough the f*ckin world sh1ts itself "