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AL QAEDA SENDING AIDS-INFECTED GALS TO U.S.
8,000 floozies sent to spread death among American men!
(http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/conspiracies_story.cfm?instanceid=58055)
By MICHAEL FORSYTH
WASHINGTON -- The Pentagon is quietly warning U.S. servicemen at military bases around the world not to hop into bed with beautiful girls they pick up at bars or nightclubs -- because the curvy bombshells could be Al Qaeda operatives deliberately infected with the AIDS virus!
And, despite secrecy orders, some soldiers are now telling their buddies at home in the U.S. to beware too -- since it's believed as many as 8,000 of Osama Bin Laden's HIV-positive, fanatical floozies have also been sent to America to spread death among civilian males.
"These women are on a suicide mission -- they've been injected with a highly virulent and drug-resistant strain of HIV before being smuggled into the U.S. by way of Canada," confirms a U.S. Navy Intelligence source.
"They've each been told that if they infect 1,000 'infidels' with the deadly virus, they will die as martyrs and be guaranteed a place in Heaven."
The human time bombs, who've been dubbed Bin Laden's Beauties, are said to be gorgeous knockouts -- many hand-picked by Osama himself.
"Bin Laden would never send a precious Moslem virgin to 'defile' herself with American infidels, even in the name of Jihad," reveals the source.
"These are mostly women who'd been sentenced to death for the crime of adultery in small, Al Qaeda-friendly towns in Afghanistan and Pakistan. Bin Laden offers them a chance to redeem themselves.
"In exchange for a reprieve, they agree to be injected with the AIDS virus. They get to live for months or perhaps years, indulging in casual sex without shame -- in fact, with pride -- before the virus does them in."
At a special training camp in northern Pakistan, Bin Laden's Beauties learn how to speak in fluent English -- and more, U.S. spies have discovered.
"Most of these women are used to being very reserved around men," says the source. "At the camp, they are trained to dress and behave like Western women -- much more sassy and sexually aggressive.
"That means learning everything from how to wear a tight mini-skirt without blushing to flirting in a bar and walking in high heels with an alluring wiggle."
One U.S. military doctor calls this the most horrible plot ever perpetrated on American soldiers.
"This is worse than any gas or chemical attack. AIDS is a terrible virus that destroys your immune system, wastes away your body, and can leave you dead in a very short time.
"The thought that Bin Laden would stoop to deliberately infecting our men with AIDS -- is unconscionable. The man is clearly a monster.
"I urge all U.S. soldiers to use protection, or, even better, to abstain from having sex with any strange women until this war is over."
Published on: May 22, 2003
p.s. ;)
AL QAEDA SENDING AIDS-INFECTED GALS TO U.S.
8,000 floozies sent to spread death among American men!
(http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/conspiracies_story.cfm?instanceid=58055)
By MICHAEL FORSYTH
WASHINGTON -- The Pentagon is quietly warning U.S. servicemen at military bases around the world not to hop into bed with beautiful girls they pick up at bars or nightclubs -- because the curvy bombshells could be Al Qaeda operatives deliberately infected with the AIDS virus!
And, despite secrecy orders, some soldiers are now telling their buddies at home in the U.S. to beware too -- since it's believed as many as 8,000 of Osama Bin Laden's HIV-positive, fanatical floozies have also been sent to America to spread death among civilian males.
"These women are on a suicide mission -- they've been injected with a highly virulent and drug-resistant strain of HIV before being smuggled into the U.S. by way of Canada," confirms a U.S. Navy Intelligence source.
"They've each been told that if they infect 1,000 'infidels' with the deadly virus, they will die as martyrs and be guaranteed a place in Heaven."
The human time bombs, who've been dubbed Bin Laden's Beauties, are said to be gorgeous knockouts -- many hand-picked by Osama himself.
"Bin Laden would never send a precious Moslem virgin to 'defile' herself with American infidels, even in the name of Jihad," reveals the source.
"These are mostly women who'd been sentenced to death for the crime of adultery in small, Al Qaeda-friendly towns in Afghanistan and Pakistan. Bin Laden offers them a chance to redeem themselves.
"In exchange for a reprieve, they agree to be injected with the AIDS virus. They get to live for months or perhaps years, indulging in casual sex without shame -- in fact, with pride -- before the virus does them in."
At a special training camp in northern Pakistan, Bin Laden's Beauties learn how to speak in fluent English -- and more, U.S. spies have discovered.
"Most of these women are used to being very reserved around men," says the source. "At the camp, they are trained to dress and behave like Western women -- much more sassy and sexually aggressive.
"That means learning everything from how to wear a tight mini-skirt without blushing to flirting in a bar and walking in high heels with an alluring wiggle."
One U.S. military doctor calls this the most horrible plot ever perpetrated on American soldiers.
"This is worse than any gas or chemical attack. AIDS is a terrible virus that destroys your immune system, wastes away your body, and can leave you dead in a very short time.
"The thought that Bin Laden would stoop to deliberately infecting our men with AIDS -- is unconscionable. The man is clearly a monster.
"I urge all U.S. soldiers to use protection, or, even better, to abstain from having sex with any strange women until this war is over."
Published on: May 22, 2003
p.s. ;)